Robert Altman Dead

American Voices ISSUE 42•47 Nov 24, 2006

Acclaimed director Robert Altman died this week. What do you think?

  • “I hope he didn't check 'Yes' on the organ-donation box. There's nothing worse than a third-hand heart.”

    Rebecca Johansen –
    Systems Analyst

  • “This death came out of nowhere. Mr. Altman appeared so young, vibrant, and fresh-faced.”

    Lee Utrecht –
    Tunnel Digger

  • “See what happens when you go around being stoned all the time? You accidentally make Popeye and manage to fuck up what would have been a perfectly lovely obit.”

    Jeremy Wilmington –
    Bricklayer

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