Robert Altman Dead

American Voices • ISSUE 42•47 • Nov 24, 2006

Acclaimed director Robert Altman died this week. What do you think?

“I hope he didn't check 'Yes' on the organ-donation box. There's nothing worse than a third-hand heart.”
Rebecca Johansen –
Systems Analyst
“This death came out of nowhere. Mr. Altman appeared so young, vibrant, and fresh-faced.”
Lee Utrecht –
Tunnel Digger
“See what happens when you go around being stoned all the time? You accidentally make Popeye and manage to fuck up what would have been a perfectly lovely obit.”
Jeremy Wilmington –
Bricklayer

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