American Voices

Robert Altman Dead

November 24, 2006 | ISSUE 42•47

Acclaimed director Robert Altman died this week. What do you think?

  • I hope he didn't check 'Yes' on the organ-donation box. There's nothing worse than a third-hand heart.

    Rebecca Johansen
    Systems Analyst

  • This death came out of nowhere. Mr. Altman appeared so young, vibrant, and fresh-faced.

    Lee Utrecht
    Tunnel Digger

  • See what happens when you go around being stoned all the time? You accidentally make Popeye and manage to fuck up what would have been a perfectly lovely obit.

    Jeremy Wilmington
    Bricklayer

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