Romney Blimp Makes Emergency Landing

American VoicesOpinion ISSUE 48•42 Oct 22, 2012

While flying over Boca Raton, FL yesterday ahead of the final presidential debate, a blimp bearing the likeness of the Republican presidential nominee and the phrase “America Needs Romney” was forced by high winds to make an emergency landing. What do you think?

  • “Oh, the lack of any relatable humanity!”

    Steve Timoney –
    Cigar Brander

  • “What a shame. That probably could have helped him lock up the impressed-by-blimps demographic.”

    Madeline Kramer –
    Efficiency Expert

  • “I think Romney will still get a lot of traction from that penny-farthing tour he’s on, at least.”

    Rob Weets –
    Systems Analyst