American Voices

Romney: 'Double Guantanamo'

May 18, 2007 | ISSUE 43•20

In a Republican presidential debate on Tuesday, former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney said he would support doubling the detention facilities in Guantánamo. What do you think?

  • Oh good. My Uncle Tim just wrote to me from Guantánamo, and said he would really enjoy having a falsely accused cell mate.

    Diane Pallone
    Wedding Planner

  • Wait, Mitt Romney? The flip-flopping Mormon whose favorite novel is Battlefield Earth? I thought he was a fictional character.

    Kansas Jennings
    Systems Analyst

  • This one-upmanship has got to stop. I don't think I can watch Rudy Giuliani waterboard a detainee during a debate.

    Brian Cohen
    Postal Carrier

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