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MedicAlert Bracelet Iced Out
06.29.05 | ISSUE 41•26
Secret Service Not Sure If That Suit Of Armor Was In Oval Office Yesterday
06.15.05 | ISSUE 41•24
New Lawn-Care Product Makes Neighbor's Lawn Less Green
Guy Totally Looked Like Chick From Behind
05.03.00 | ISSUE 36•16
Nation's Stray Dogs Call For Increased Wino-Vomit Production
06.27.98 | ISSUE 33•20
Jewel Organizes 'Save The Unicorns' Benefit
01.13.99 | ISSUE 35•01
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