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    Rory McIlroy

    Strongside/Weakside • sports • ISSUE 48•34 • Aug 18, 2012
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    Twenty-three-year-old Northern Irish golfer Rory McIlroy won the PGA Championship by a record eight strokes. Is he any good?

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