Rowling: 'Dumbledore Is Gay'

American Voices • Entertainment • ISSUE 43•43 • Oct 23, 2007

At a public appearance at Carnegie Hall in New York, author J.K. Rowling announced that Dumbledore, the headmaster character in her popular Harry Potter series, is homosexual. What do you think?

“Wow. I hadn't heard that. I've been really busy lately not caring about the sexual preferences of fictional people.”
Larry Hahn –
Water Delivery Man
“Dumbledore? I always figured the gay ones were Harry, Draco Malfoy, Hermione, Ron, Hagrid, Dudley Dursely, Ptolemy, Morgana, and Professor Snape.”
Cathy Grodin –
Fundraiser
“Hey, that wasn't supposed to come out yet. Incloseto putbacko!”
Ralph Draper –
Tow Truck Driver

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