Due to a deadline, The Onion had to make an educated guess on how the runoff election for Rockwell County supervisor ended last night. The guess turned out to be wrong, but the article was in on time.
The Onion apologizes for leaving the drawbridge down overnight.
Last Wednesday, The Onion used the word “jaunt” well over 10 times in the article “Suspect Jaunts Off With Stolen Cash.” The Onion regrets leaning ...
Last Tuesday’s edition of The Onion was actually the October 1990 issue of Sports Illustrated For Kids.