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Russia Tests Largest Conventional Bomb

September 17, 2007 | ISSUE 43•38

Russia successfully tested the largest airborne non-nuclear bomb, delivering a blast four times more powerful than the U.S.' "Mother of All Bombs."

  • It's good to know that World War III will have a short period of spectacular conventional destruction as a build-up to nuclear holocaust.

    Darren Warshaw
    Barista

  • All I have to say is thank God for that Star Wars program.

    Linda Braxton
    Systems Analyst

  • Well, you know what, Russia? We've got a not-currently-deployed Coast Guard who is keeping an eye on you.

    Cody Friel
    Banquet Waiter

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