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Cast Of 60 Minutes Suffers Collective Stroke
04.14.99 | ISSUE 35•14
New Instant Lottery Game Features Three Ways To Win, 19,839,947 Ways To Lose
04.07.99 | ISSUE 35•13
Secretary Of Education Given Something To Do
Sentient Couch Thinks It Would Look Good Over By The Window
05.17.00 | ISSUE 36•18
Microwave-Popcorn Bag A Maze Of Arrows And Instructions
03.13.02 | ISSUE 38•09
FD&C Blue #5 To Restore Beauty Of World's Oceans
09.16.97 | ISSUE 32•07
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