American Voices

Russian Protest Crackdown

November 27, 2007 | ISSUE 43•48

Riot police detained more than 200 people at a rally protesting the Kremlin and the Putin government. What do you think?

  • Can't those people just settle down and enjoy the iron fist of democracy?

    Sidney Gerber
    Lab Technician

  • The thing you have to respect about Putin is that he doesn't send others to do his dirty work; he went out there, knocked those 200 people around, and arrested them himself.

    Violet Klein
    Rug Cleaner

  • What can be said? They beat them with sticks. Then they drank together, and embraced, and laughed. They talked of sweet Natalya and her sister Yulia with her copper-red hair. They beat them again.

    Jonas VanDerHeusen
    Information Boot Attendant

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