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    Ryan Fitzpatrick

    Strongside/Weakside • sports • football • ISSUE 47•40 • Oct 2, 2011
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    After leading the Bills to a 3-0 record, this journeyman quarterback from a small, unheralded school has everyone's attention. Is he any good?

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