HALFMOON, NY—Local lunch patrons were stunned Tuesday when they spotted the sandwich from a recent 30-second television commercial occupying the window booth at a nearby Arby's franchise. "I think that's the one from TV," said Denise Hudson, 37, adding that the chicken sandwich looked "way more crispy in person." "I didn't recognize it right away, but I did a double take as soon I saw that grilled kaiser roll with the provolone that's melted right onto the bacon." At press time, Hudson couldn't place the man sitting with the sandwich, but assumed he must be someone important.
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