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Santorum Won Iowa Caucus

January 19, 2012 | ISSUE 48•03

A recount of votes in the Iowa caucus shows that former senator Rick Santorum actually beat Mitt Romney by 34 votes. What do you think?

  • Ballots from some precincts are still missing, however, which shows that even Iowa doesn't give a shit about its presidential caucuses.

    Don Sakes
    Draw Bench Operator

  • This could give Santorum exactly the kind of retroactive momentum his campaign needs.

    Matt Gray
    Grain Mixer

  • Ron Paul was the real winner in Iowa. He's always the real winner in these things. Vote Ron Paul 2012!

    Lisa Fleming
    Unemployed

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