Santorum Won Iowa Caucus

American VoicesPoliticsOpinionpoliticians ISSUE 48•03 Jan 19, 2012

A recount of votes in the Iowa caucus shows that former senator Rick Santorum actually beat Mitt Romney by 34 votes. What do you think?

  • “Ballots from some precincts are still missing, however, which shows that even Iowa doesn't give a shit about its presidential caucuses.”

    Don Sakes –
    Draw Bench Operator

  • “This could give Santorum exactly the kind of retroactive momentum his campaign needs.”

    Matt Gray –
    Grain Mixer

  • “Ron Paul was the real winner in Iowa. He's always the real winner in these things. Vote Ron Paul 2012!”

    Lisa Fleming –
    Unemployed

More American Voices

Obama's Second Term Mired In Scandal

President Obama’s second term is off to a rocky start, with the acting IRS chief stepping down, the Justice Department seizing journalists’ phone records ...

Marijuana Smokers Skinnier

According to new research, pot smokers have smaller waist circumferences and have higher levels of “good” HDL cholesterol than those who do not use marijuana ...

Venezuela Running Out Of Toilet Paper

Government mismanagement has left toilet paper in short supply in Venezuela, causing long lines to form throughout the country to purchase the rapidly dwindling item ...