Satellite To Hit Earth This Week

American VoicesOpinion ISSUE 47•38 Sep 22, 2011

A defunct 6-and-a-half-ton climate satellite is scheduled to crash into Earth on Friday, though scientists can't tell exactly when or where just yet. What do you think?

  • “I'd better see where it lands if I'm going to stow away for its next trip.”

    John Busner –
    Prison Guard

  • “I better put the storm windows in. My wife‚Äôll kill me if space debris tears one of our screens.”

    Simon Dykes –
    Plant Guide

  • “Oh, wow, this is so much fun. My guess: Saskatchewan, 2:18 p.m., Friday. One death.”

    Darcy Bloom –
    Unemployed

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