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    Saturday, May 11

    Community Calendar • Local • ISSUE 49•18 • May 1, 2013
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    The Ridgewood Gardens Association will be meeting for its annual Green-Up The Neighborhood event on Saturday beginning at 10 a.m. to clean up bottles, fast food containers, and other litter from the Dolan family in unit 14-C.

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