School Shootings
On May 21, Springfield, OR, 15-year-old Kip Kinkel opened fire in his high-school, killing two students and wounding 22 others. What do you think about the recent rash of school shootings?
“I have no idea what would drive a young person like Kip Kinkel to hate and kill. Unless, of course, it's his fruity-ass name.”
Benjamin Reed –
Optometrist“Something must be done: Our white kids are dying.”
Stephanie Piersall –
Systems Analyst“What 15-year-old doesn't dream of taking out his whole class? And who are we to tell a child not to pursue his dreams?”
Darrell Oliver –
Cartographer“It's obvious that what America needs today is Jim Belushi as The Principal.”
Greg Goff –
Waiter“These kids should settle their differences with a heart-to-heart teen rap session.”
Kendra Schmidt –
Guidance Counselor“Kids shooting kids with rifles? What has this world come to? A snub-nose .45 offers much better stopping power.”
Stephen Loring –
Graphic Designer




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