American Voices

Schwarzenegger Victorious

October 15, 2003 | ISSUE 39•40

After the recall of Gov. Gray Davis, Arnold Schwarzenegger was elected governor of California. What do you think?

  • I voted for Arnold because I agreed with his economic plan. And because I was afraid he might punch me in the face if I didn't.

    Daniel Powell
    Sound Engineer

  • At last, a political family that combines the remnants of the Camelot dynasty with the origins of the Predator franchise.

    Molly Prather
    Executive Secretary

  • It certainly is an interesting career path, to go from bodybuilder to movie star to politician to man in way over his head.

    Will Becton
    Anesthesiologist

  • I'm from Minnesota, and I demand some credit. We elected a ridiculous joke of a governor years ago.

    Brandon Calhoun
    Systems Analyst

  • Who would have thought that a bad Austrian artist who's obsessed with the human physical ideal could assemble such a rabid political following?

    Sarah Jacobs
    Lyricist

  • Don't blame me—I voted for the porn star.

    Kevin Napier
    Radio Operator

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