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Scientific Breakthroughs

  • Defense Department Boosts Funding For $15 Billion Puppy Crusher
  • New Solar System Discovered Four Feet From Earth
  • Stephen Hawking Builds Robotic Exoskeleton
  • Comb Technology: Why Is It So Far Behind The Razor And Toothbrush Fields
  • Dolphins Evolve Opposable Thumbs 'Oh, Shit,' Says Humanity
  • Haggar Physicists Develop 'Quantum Slacks'
  • Third-Grade Scientists Successfully Vaporize Water
  • Mad Scientist's Plot Thwarted By Budget Cuts
  • Celine Dion Secluded In Lab Developing New Perfume
  • Coke-Sponsored Rover Finds Evidence Of Dasani On Mars
  • Mischievous Raccoon Wreaks Havoc On International Space Station
  • John Glenn Installed In Smithsonian