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Third-Grade Scientists Successfully Vaporize Water
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Mad Scientist's Plot Thwarted By Budget Cuts
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Coke-Sponsored Rover Finds Evidence Of Dasani On Mars
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Mischievous Raccoon Wreaks Havoc On International Space Station
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John Glenn Installed In Smithsonian
