Scientist Claims Aliens Hijacked Probe

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Scientist Claims Aliens Hijacked Probe

May 18, 2010 | ISSUE 46•20

A German scientist told the newspaper Bild that the reason transmissions from deep space probe Voyager 2 changed last month is because the craft has been taken over by aliens. What do you think?

The aliens reprogrammed the probe? They sound like giant nerds."

Jake Bannon
Billing-Control Clerk
That guy's an idiot. Everyone knows that aliens' hands are much too slimy and slippery to take over the controls of a spacecraft."

Olivia Kimball
Dance Instructor
That’s all I need to hear! I don’t think you can really argue with the first nutso theory a German guy tosses out there."

Ethan Strickland
Gang Boss

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