American Voices

Scientists Create Lightest Material

November 30, 2011 | ISSUE 47•48

A group of scientists in California has created a new material that is 100 times lighter than Styrofoam. What do you think?

  • Great. I'm looking forward to weighing it.

    Cynthia Nash
    Water Tender

  • Oh, good! I’ve actually been thinking lately about how hard it is to lift Styrofoam.

    Gerry Berrin
    Systems Analyst

  • This is fantastic news for the novelty barbell industry.

    Don Lawson
    Unemployed

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