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Barbecue Chicken Panini Succumbs To Howard-Related Causes
08.25.09 | ISSUE 45•35
Ball Park Franks Introduces New Foot-Wide Hotdogs
08.18.09 | ISSUE 45•34
Larva Acting Like It Knows Everything About Chewing Leaves
08.15.09 | ISSUE 45•33
Video-Game Character Feeling Healthier After Eating Turkey Leg Off Ground
09.06.06 | ISSUE 42•36
Heroic Goldfish Given Viking Flushing
07.13.10 | ISSUE 46•28
Russian Beef Shortage Traced To Boris Yeltsin
10.29.96 | ISSUE 30•12
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