Scientists Replace Penile Tissue In Rabbits

Researchers from North Carolina's Wake Forest University successfully engineered a replacement erectile tissue that, when implanted in the penises of rabbits, allowed the animals to regain full sexual function. What do you think?

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  “I'd like to hear more about this. I have a friend who's interested in potential cures for impotence. His name is Sam Bailey, and he lives in Toledo, OH."”

  Teresa Diggle –
  Diswashing Machine Repairer

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  “Why do all these rabbits and mice get such favorable treatment? They're always the first to receive cutting-edge cures for sexual dysfunction, weight loss, baldness, and paralysis."”

  Dan Shelley –
  Systems Analyst

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  “This breakthrough provides hope for every virile guy cut down in his sexual prime by accidentally slamming his erect penis in a car door."”

  Ken DeVoto –
  Net Maker