Scientists Replace Penile Tissue In Rabbits

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Scientists Replace Penile Tissue In Rabbits

November 18, 2009 | ISSUE 45•47

Researchers from North Carolina's Wake Forest University successfully engineered a replacement erectile tissue that, when implanted in the penises of rabbits, allowed the animals to regain full sexual function. What do you think?

I'd like to hear more about this. I have a friend who's interested in potential cures for impotence. His name is Sam Bailey, and he lives in Toledo, OH."

Teresa Diggle
Diswashing Machine Repairer
Why do all these rabbits and mice get such favorable treatment? They're always the first to receive cutting-edge cures for sexual dysfunction, weight loss, baldness, and paralysis."

Dan Shelley
Systems Analyst
This breakthrough provides hope for every virile guy cut down in his sexual prime by accidentally slamming his erect penis in a car door."

Ken DeVoto
Net Maker

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