Scientists To DNA Test Bigfoot Evidence

American Voices • Opinion • ISSUE 48•26 • Jun 26, 2012

Scientists from Oxford University have reached out to cryptozoologists to collect any purported biological evidence left behind by Sasquatches or yetis to be DNA tested. What do you think?

“Sure, you got a cup I could use?”
Ron Nardiello –
Cracker Sprayer
“Seems a little mean after Bigfoot went to so much trouble to hide from us.”
Tina Daley –
Cloth Knot Picker
“You almost got me! What are they actually working on?”
Gene Levi –
Coin-Vault Guard

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