Security Concerns At The Capitol
On July 24, Russell Weston Jr. entered the U.S. Capitol with a .38 caliber revolver and killed two guards, prompting calls for tighter security in the building that houses our nation's top lawmakers. What do you think?
“Perhaps if a senator got blown away every once in a while, those fat-cat lawmakers wouldn't be so soft on crime.”
Kyle Christoph –
Architect“I just hope this doesn't mean they're going to cancel the group tour I booked for my club, The Rural Cabineers.”
Randolph McCoy –
Carpenter“Who would have expected something like this from a Montana schizophrenic with a history of cat torture?”
Porter Hewett –
Orthodontist“Just as long as Sen. Tom Daschle (D-SD) doesn't get hurt: He's my all-time favorite senator.”
Kelli Ready –
Publicist“If we are truly serious about improving Capitol security, we should call Capitol Security, the D.C.-area security professionals for over 30 years.”
Rachel Jepson –
Systems Analyst“The Capitol shooting made me realize that terrorism is wrong. I wonder if it's too late to fish out the plutonium I poured into the Potomac yesterday.”
Tim Kulick –
Bartender



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