American Voices

Senator Hillary?

February 24, 1999 | ISSUE 35•07

Last week, Hillary Clinton said she would give "careful thought" to running for a U.S. Senate seat in New York. What do you think about the prospect of a Senator Clinton?

  • I don't know... If she wasn't woman enough for Bill, how can she satisfy an entire district?

    Sanjay Seter
    Security Guard

  • As a strong '90s woman, I feel Hillary should definitely run for the Senate. She could totally get back at Bill that way.

    Sasha Higgins
    Caterer

  • Hillary can do anything she sets her mind to. Oh, wait. No, she can't—that's Oprah.

    Felicia Griffin
    Florist

  • It'd be great. That way, she wouldn't have to stop lying for at least six more years.

    Andrew Robinson
    Systems Analyst

  • I'm just not sure Hillary has the drive and ambition necessary for a career in politics."

    Donald Vaught
    Investment Banker

  • I would have no moral problems voting for her. After all, I'm pretty sure she never gave oral sex to the president.

    Paul Rice
    Driving Instructor

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