Letters To The Editor Jul 30, 2009

Dear Newspaper,

Seniors still have sex! There, I said it. And you know who still reads newspapers? Old people. Particularly old people who like to screw. Enclosed are samples of my weekly column "Old People Are Screwing." I highly recommend you syndicate this column to bolster and/or retain readership.

Hector Warren

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