Sept. 11 Charities Under Fire

American Voicespatriotism ISSUE 37•43 Nov 28, 2001

The Red Cross and other aid groups are under fire for giving only a portion of the billions that have poured in since Sept. 11 to the attacks' victims. What do you think?

  • “Hey, I felt great when I gave that money. Isn't that all that matters?”

    Leslie Gottfried –
    Sales Associate

  • “See? That's why giving actual money to a charity is a bad idea. I donated 10 tennis lessons instead.”

    Andrew Dillon –
    Tennis Pro

  • “I recently donated to a Sept. 11 online charity and was afraid the money wouldn't all go to the victims. But the folks at savinpeopleandshit.com assured me it would.”

    Don Matthius –
    Office Manager

  • “All I can say is, if the money I gave goes to some Indian kid orphaned by a monsoon instead of a Sept. 11 victim, I'm gonna be fuckin' pissed.”

    Barb Rocket –
    Painter

  • “This is why I don't trust the Red Cross. From now on, anyone who needs blood can come straight to me.”

    Richard Risley –
    Lawyer

  • “Well, these vague accusations and rumors seal it: I'm never donating to a charity again.”

    Marcus Murphy –
    Systems Analyst

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