3The Onion got all excited last week after we thought we discovered a septapus, but it turns out it was just a regular dumb octopus hiding one of its stupid tentacles. The Onion regrets the error.
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Cucumber Mixup
In Monday’s issue, we misspelled “cucumber” as “konkowbar.” We regret the error.
Today's Date
Yesterday’s front page listed the date as June 19, 2013, which can’t be right. No, of course not, unless…unless the time machine ...
Our Pleasure
A recent correction claimed that The Onion regretted an error when, in fact, it took secret pleasure in the error.
