A sequence of characters in last week's Onion evidently marked the first-ever print appearance of the One True Name of God Almighty. We apologize to anyone who was working on an important project when the very Heavens cleft and the Third Covenant was writ across Creation.
The Onion apologizes for leaving the drawbridge down overnight.
Last Wednesday, The Onion used the word “jaunt” well over 10 times in the article “Suspect Jaunts Off With Stolen Cash.” The Onion regrets leaning ...
Last Tuesday’s edition of The Onion was actually the October 1990 issue of Sports Illustrated For Kids.