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Unemployed David Garrard Spends Afternoon In Local Coffee Shop Working On Passing Play
09.23.11 | ISSUE 47•39
Bears To Prove Jay Cutler's Toughness By Allowing Quarterback To Be Sacked More Often
09.09.11 | ISSUE 47•37
Peyton Manning's Head Falls Off
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Jamal Lewis Wants To Finish Career In Prison
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2009 Masters Winner Also Given Matching Green Pants
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Shaq Sits On Celtics Bench Enjoying Garbage Bag Filled With Popcorn
04.22.11 | ISSUE 47•16
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