Serotonin Makes Locusts Swarm

A new study indicates that an increased level of serotonin—a chemical that can prevent depression in humans—causes locusts to swarm. What do you think?

  • “It makes me so mad to think that those little bastards are probably enjoying the hell out of themselves as they destroy all my corn.”

    Andrea Lingel –
    Farmer

  • “And all this time I thought locust plagues were sent by a vengeful and jealous God. Once again I have been delivered from the dark recesses of ignorance. Praise Jesus!”

    Justin Hall –
    Personal Assistant

  • “You know, this makes sense. My buddy Craig seems pretty happy, and he's always surrounded by thousands of locusts.”

    Erik Poole –
    Systems Analyst

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