Serotonin Makes Locusts Swarm
A new study indicates that an increased level of serotonin—a chemical that can prevent depression in humans—causes locusts to swarm. What do you think?
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It makes me so mad to think that those little bastards are probably enjoying the hell out of themselves as they destroy all my corn.
Andrea Lingel
Farmer -
And all this time I thought locust plagues were sent by a vengeful and jealous God. Once again I have been delivered from the dark recesses of ignorance. Praise Jesus!
Justin Hall
Personal Assistant -
You know, this makes sense. My buddy Craig seems pretty happy, and he's always surrounded by thousands of locusts.
Erik Poole
Systems Analyst
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