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    Sex & Romance

    Slideshow • Local • ISSUE 45•06 • Feb 9, 2009
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    • Butterfly Fuck-Swing Filled With Junk Mail

      ELMHURST, IL—"The wife and I sure had some crazy times on that thing before we had the baby," said Nathan Moscone, hanging his suit jacket on the swing.
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    • Breakup Hints Misinterpreted As Marriage-Proposal Hints

      KNOXVILLE,  TN—Amanda Gentry, whose boyfriend has been acting odd and quiet as of late, hears wedding bells.
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    • Daughter Thinks It's Time To Have Sex Talk With Parents

      ST. LOUIS PARK, MN—After months of procrastination, Sara Lister, 13, decided Monday that it is "finally time" to sit her parents down so they can discuss sex with her.
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    • Study: Casual Sex Only Rewarding For First Few Decades

      ARLINGTON, VA—"Sadly, many of these promiscuous singles may never realize how miserable a lifetime of supremely pleasurable sex can make them," said Dr. Sullivan.
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    • College Sophomore Thinks She Would Make A Good Sex Columnist

      STATE COLLEGE, PA—Lisbet
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    • Naughty Baker's Diminished Sex Drive Starting To Affect His Work

      GRAND FORKS, ND—Erotic baker Kevin Nageli has begun designing cakes that have no sexual content at all.
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    • EPA Warns Of Dangerous Levels Of Romance In Air

      WASHINGTON, DC—Scientists say the main symptoms are sudden redness, heart palpitations, and a weakness of the knees.
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    • Man Likes Woman So Much He Marries Her

      WELLTON, AZ—After making a bunch of sappy vows he probably meant, Leighty open-mouth kissed his bride in front of all the guests and nobody even tried to stop him.
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    • Slowly Rotating Pie A Metaphor For Trucker's Failing Marriage

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    • Friendship Blossoms Into Unrequited Love

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