American Voices

Shark Gives Virgin Birth

May 29, 2007 | ISSUE 43•22

A captive hammerhead shark recently gave birth to a pup without the presence of a male. What do you think?

  • Jesus is a SHARK?!

    Lee Pryor
    Radio Engineer

  • I am left in awe at the wonders of nature. No wait, not awe. Abject terror. Yes, that's it, abject terror.

    Nelly Perrin
    Teacher's Aide

  • Maureen Dowd will be relieved: It turns out men aren't necessary. If you are a hammerhead shark, that is.

    José Manteca
    Dry Cleaner

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