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Sharper Image's Dull Financial Prospects

February 25, 2008 | ISSUE 44•09

High-end gadget retailer The Sharper Image filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection. What do you think?

  • Thankfully, if any company can weather this kind of storm, it's the one that sells $200 umbrellas.

    Karl Ryssdal
    Back Hoe Operator

  • What am I supposed to spend my economic stimulus check on if not a vibrating recliner with cup holders?

    Jenny Babbin
    Cashier

  • Never in a million years did I think the American consumer would lose its hunger for expensive, useless products

    Jack Dimsdale
    Systems Analyst

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