Should Arafat Be Removed?
0Many see Palestinian President Yasser Arafat as a roadblock to Mideast peace. What do you think?
“Arafat needs to be taught a lesson he'll never survive to forget.”
Scot Armstrong –
Systems Analyst“These brutish Palestinians need to learn that democracy is about choosing a leader who can speak for all Americans.”
James Eason –
Lawyer“Hey, there's nothing like martyring a leader to calm the Palestinian extremists.”
Jason Mantzoukas –
Deliveryman“Arafat should get out of politics. It would give him time to focus on his Baby AraPhat line of Palestinian urban wear.”
Jon Daly –
Waiter“Arafat should be replaced with someone younger and cuter, like that dreamy Hamas hunk Hafiz Mahmet al-Bahri. Oh, he was assassinated?”
Tara Copeland –
Legal Assistant“The question is not 'Should Arafat leave Israel?' The question is 'Why hasn't everybody left Israel?'”
Christine Walters –
Loan Counselor
