American Voices

Should Car Phones Be Banned?

February 26, 1997 | ISSUE 31•07

A number of public-safety groups are lobbying Congress to pass legislation banning car phones, calling them dangerous and distracting to the driver. What do you think?

  • I couldn't concentrate on the road if I was yakking on the horn. It's distracting enough having my secretary blow me on those cross-town commutes.

    Greg Masters
    Veterinarian

  • Car phones? Oh, trés passé! Everybody who's anybody communicates via car fax.

    Tad Herman
    Roofer

  • I have no need for cars or phones, for I am a mollusk.

    Bob Dwyer
    Building Contractor

  • Having a phone in the car has made it so much easier to swerve.

    Helen Holt
    Systems Analyst

  • Talking on the phone while driving is an accident waiting to happen, so I just sit in the garage all day, waiting for calls.

    Lynette Eggert
    Chiropractor

  • Car phone or no car phone, one thing is certain—I'm not gonna pay a lot for this muffler!

    Rick Nielsen
    Carpenter

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