American Voices

Should Rumsfeld Resign?

May 26, 2004 | ISSUE 40•21

As the investigation into abuses at Abu Ghraib prison continues, some Americans are urging Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld to step down. What do you think?

  • Donald Rumsfeld can't be held responsible for the misdeeds of every last soldier who obeys his orders.

    Gary Harless
    Systems Analyst

  • Firing Rumsfeld is unnecessary. If we demote him to Secretary of Health and Human Services for a while, he'll fall into line.

    Karen Heck
    Saleswoman

  • If anyone has the balls to fire Rumsfeld, I say go ahead.

    Tammy Hainzlsperger
    Botanist

  • Making Rumsfeld resign would be wrong, what with him being pregnant and all.

    Michael Paulson
    Machinist

  • Rumsfeld should be replaced with one of those peace-loving hackysack-kicking hippies that serve as his undersecretaries.

    Joshua Anderson
    Clerk

  • Look, if we start by holding one member of Bush's administration responsible for his actions, where's it all gonna end?

    Richard Gehl
    Trial Lawyer

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