Frustrated by Saddam Hussein's continued defiance of U.N. weapons inspectors, the U.S. is strongly considering a tactical strike against Iraq. What do you think?

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  War is bad for little children and other living things. No, that's not my opinion, it's just something I did a hook-rug of once. By all means, bomb, bomb, bomb.

  Randi Chester
  Manicurist

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  If we have all those extra soldiers, we may as well use some of them up.

  Kip Fraschilla
  Systems Analyst

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  This grave international crisis makes me want to shout 'U.S.A.' thrice.

  Max Rudolph
  Landscaper

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  With the Olympics over, I desperately need a new outlet for my rampant jingoism.

  Gina Barlow
  Science Teacher

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  Before the U.S. resorts to bombing Iraq, we should make sure we've fully explored all other possible options, such as raping their women.

  Tyler Welles
  Tour Guide

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  Remember back when Iran was bad, and Iraq was good? That was, like, weird.

  Ronald Potts
  Temp Worker