Should The U.S. Attack Iraq?
0Frustrated by Saddam Hussein's continued defiance of U.N. weapons inspectors, the U.S. is strongly considering a tactical strike against Iraq. What do you think?
“War is bad for little children and other living things. No, that's not my opinion, it's just something I did a hook-rug of once. By all means, bomb, bomb, bomb.”
Randi Chester –
Manicurist“If we have all those extra soldiers, we may as well use some of them up.”
Kip Fraschilla –
Systems Analyst“This grave international crisis makes me want to shout 'U.S.A.' thrice.”
Max Rudolph –
Landscaper“With the Olympics over, I desperately need a new outlet for my rampant jingoism.”
Gina Barlow –
Science Teacher“Before the U.S. resorts to bombing Iraq, we should make sure we've fully explored all other possible options, such as raping their women.”
Tyler Welles –
Tour Guide“Remember back when Iran was bad, and Iraq was good? That was, like, weird.”
Ronald Potts –
Temp Worker
