Should The U.S. Attack Iraq?

American Voicespatriotism ISSUE 33•07 Feb 25, 1998

Frustrated by Saddam Hussein's continued defiance of U.N. weapons inspectors, the U.S. is strongly considering a tactical strike against Iraq. What do you think?

  • “War is bad for little children and other living things. No, that's not my opinion, it's just something I did a hook-rug of once. By all means, bomb, bomb, bomb.”

    Randi Chester –
    Manicurist

  • “If we have all those extra soldiers, we may as well use some of them up.”

    Kip Fraschilla –
    Systems Analyst

  • “This grave international crisis makes me want to shout 'U.S.A.' thrice.”

    Max Rudolph –
    Landscaper

  • “With the Olympics over, I desperately need a new outlet for my rampant jingoism.”

    Gina Barlow –
    Science Teacher

  • “Before the U.S. resorts to bombing Iraq, we should make sure we've fully explored all other possible options, such as raping their women.”

    Tyler Welles –
    Tour Guide

  • “Remember back when Iran was bad, and Iraq was good? That was, like, weird.”

    Ronald Potts –
    Temp Worker