Should The U.S. Help Haiti?
0President Bush has ordered the deployment of 200 marines to Port-au-Prince, Haiti as part of an "interim international force" to restore stability in the region. What do you think?
“Why should we risk our soldiers' lives when Haiti could simply raise a voodoo army of the dead and protect themselves?”
Daniel Young –
Engineer“Haiti's really small. Why don't we send that 'Army Of One' I keep hearing about on television?”
Kathleen Scott –
Auditing Clerk“These Haitians should not be asking what America can do for them, but what they can do for America.”
Scott Lopez –
Fabricator“I spent a week in Tahiti with this shorty I was banging last year. I know it's a different country, but I wanted people to know I was banging a shorty as recently as a year ago.”
Timothy Franks –
Laborer“Last time I checked, the Haitians were doing a pretty good job of shooting the place up on their own.”
Andrew Hill –
Systems Analyst“God helps countries that help themselves.”
Brenda Walker –
Talent Director
