Singers Told Not To Bare Breasts, Buttocks At Grammys

American Voices • Opinion • ISSUE 49•06 • Feb 8, 2013

Recording artists attending the 55th Grammy Awards on Sunday have been given a “wardrobe advisory” by broadcaster CBS, requiring them to ensure their wardrobes “adequately cover” their breasts and buttocks. What do you think?

“How about if we’re just watching the Grammys? Can we do it then?”
Mae Ellingwood –
Nurse Anesthetist
“When they get up on stage, could they at least be allowed to describe what their boobs and butts might look like?”
Andre Bueno –
Systems Analyst
“That’s right. The Grammys must be kept respectable.”
Edwin Coker –
Bobbin Fixer

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