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    Single Life / Married Life

    Slideshow • Local • ISSUE 47•30 • Aug 1, 2011
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    • Man Likes Woman So Much He Marries Her

      WELLTON, AZ—After making a bunch of sappy vows he probably meant, Leighty open-mouth kissed his bride in front of all the guests and nobody even tried to stop him.
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    • Area Man Excited Friend Is Getting Divorced

      PASCO, WA—Jim Sterling, 31, reported Monday that he's excited to resume his friendship with his soon-to-be-divorced buddy Andy Freiburg.
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    • Woman Married To Fat, Emotionally Distant Vampire Escapes Into 'Twilight' Novels

      NEW ORLEANS—
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    • Recently Single Al Gore Finally Able To Listen To W.A.S.P. Albums

      NASHVILLE, TN—"For the first time in decades, I get to play the kind of music I like without someone nagging me about what a bad influence it is," said Gore, sitting on the floor of his living room as he cued up the song "Animal (Fuck Like A Beast)" on his stereo. "And I get to crank it up as loud as I want."
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    • Lone Gunman Envied By Married Gunman

      LOS ANGELES—"Running around firing indiscriminately into a crowd—now that's someone who doesn't have to wake up and go furniture shopping tomorrow," said Henderson.
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    • Upcoming Date Only Thing Between Area Man, Utter Self-Neglect

      MORGANTON, NC—
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    • Hot Rock-And-Roll Chick Totally Married

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    • Divorced Branding Exec Generates Buzz Before Getting Back Out There

      CHICAGO—Recently divorced Saatchi & Saatchi branding executive Brad Stritch, 38, has already generated considerable buzz in the Chicago singles community about his return to the highly competitive world of dating, friends and coworkers told the press Monday.
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    • Prince William Divorces Kate Middleton After 5 Weeks

      'I Made A Terrible Mistake' Says Heir To British Throne

      LONDON—Barely a month after marrying 29-year-old Kate Middleton in a royal wedding ceremony watched by an estimated 2 billion people worldwide, Prince William announced Tuesday that he and Middleton have divorced and that the entire marriage was ...
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    • Couple Brought Together Through Mutual Desperation

      PARKER, CO—"Just when I had lost hope, I met a guy who wasn't married, gay, or repulsed by me," said 40-year-old Karen Ridenour, who was glad to find Paul Klein, or anybody.
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