0CLEARWATER, FL–J.P. McQuade's, a popular Clearwater-area singles bar, contained a single woman Saturday night. "Talk about a sausage-fest," said Dave Hereford, one of the approximately 170 men who patronized the bar along with the lone female, 29-year-old St. Petersburg office manager Jennifer Doering. "I've never seen so many dudes crowded around just one chick." The single woman received 137 offers to go someplace a little more quiet.
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