0In last Saturday’s Dining section, Damian’s Bistro was given a rating of Four Plates. The Onion has since changed its rating scale. Damian’s Bistro is now rated Six Forks.
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Last Tuesday, The Onion accidentally printed a photo of a nun feeding an apple to a horse everywhere a photo belonged.
The Birthday Girl
An article yesterday repeatedly referred to Hillary Clinton as “the birthday girl.” This was unprofessional and entirely inaccurate.
We're So Sorry
The Onion apologizes for its failure to meet the oh-so-high editorial standards of a genius such as yourself.
