CorrectionsOpinion ISSUE 48•44 Nov 3, 2012

In Tuesday’s issue, <i>The Onion</i> referred to a six-pack of soda as “half-a-duz metal fizz barrels roped together with plastic string.” <i>The Onion</i> regrets the error.

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Our Pleasure

A recent correction claimed that The Onion regretted an error when, in fact, it took secret pleasure in the error.