Sleep Improves With Age

American VoicesOpinion ISSUE 48•10 Mar 5, 2012

A new study from the University of Pennsylvania concluded that sleep improves with age. What do you think?

  • “How about the time spent awake? At what point does that not suck shit?”

    Tyler Sorum –
    Systems Analyst

  • “That’s convenient. Because I’ve got a jam-packed schedule till I’m 63.”

    Andrea Gill –
    Box-Lining-Machine Feeder

  • “Wow, just like sex. That’s right, we’re all still having sex and it is very satisfying and there’s nothing you can do to stop us.”

    Chuck Burston –
    Table Hand

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