SLIDESHOW: 8 INSANELY CUTE Child SoldiersSlideshow • Uncensored • Lifestyle • ISSUE 49•04 • Jan 23, 2013 3.6K856461 of 8AWWWWWWWWWW!2 of 8Look at this little guy!3 of 8Where you going with that big ol' assault weapon, little buddy?4 of 8Um, sorry, but it's pretty adorbs how he thinks he's a big grown-up!5 of 8Three letters: O-M-G. Okay, a few more: SOOOOOO CUTE!6 of 8Okay, I officially want a child soldier now. Please let me keep him.7 of 8"I'm a big, mean soldier!" <3 <3 <3 <38 of 8Hmm, this one is actually kind of hard to look at. Because it's so cute.More Slideshows Start OverThe Week In Pictures – Week Of January 21, 2013The 6 Best Dresses At The Golden GlobesThe Week In Pictures – Week Of January 14, 2013The Week In Pictures – Week Of January 7, 2013The Onion's Finest Sports Photojournalism Of 2012