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    SLIDESHOW | Lance Armstrong: Cyclist, Survivor, Liar, Hero

    Slideshow • News • ISSUE 48•35 • Aug 24, 2012
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    • Lance Armstrong's Bike: 'It Was Me'

      AUSTIN, TX—Following formal charges of performance-enhancing drug use brought by the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency against Lance Armstrong on Wednesday, Armstrong's longtime bicycle has stepped forward to take full responsibility.
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    • Lance Armstrong Wants To Tell Nation Something But Nation Has To Promise Not To Get Mad

      DALLAS—Saying that it would probably be best if everyone sat down for this, seven-time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong informed the U.S.
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    • Lance Armstrong: I Never Failed One Of Those Shitty, Easy-To-Fool Doping Tests

      AUSTIN, TX—Embattled seven-time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong held a press conference this morning to sternly reiterate that during his career he passed every easy-to-mask, ineffective doping test he was ever given.
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    • Over-Competitive Lance Armstrong Challenges Cancer To Rematch

      AUSTIN, TX—Lance Armstrong, the ultra-competitive seven-time Tour de France champion who recently ran the New York Marathon in under three hours, held a press conference Tuesday to announce that he will be taking the next three months to...
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    • Lance Armstrong Inspires Thousands To Come In Third To Cancer

      PARIS—Cancer survivor Lance Armstrong's inspirational third-place Tour de France finish has motivated thousands of patients battling cancer to eventually finish third to their life-threatening disease.
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    • Lance Armstrong: 'Riding A Bike Isn't Something You Just Remember How To Do'

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