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    Slideshow: The Vice Presidency

    Slideshow • Politics • politicians • ISSUE 48•33 • Aug 19, 2012
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    • Ryan Begins Attacking Romney's Record As Massachusetts Governor

      DENVER—Displaying the tough no-nonsense talk and firm commitment to conservative principles that led to his selection as the Republican vice presidential candidate, Rep.
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    • Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan To Awkwardly Hug, High Five For Next Three Months

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    • Focus: Who Is Paul Ryan?

      Rep. Paul Ryan was announced Saturday as Republican candidate Mitt Romney’s vice presidential running mate. The Onion breaks down what you need to know about the 42-year-old Wisconsin politician.
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    • Your Republican Friend To Explain Why Paul Ryan Is Great Choice

      NEW YORK—Sources confirmed that in response to Mitt Romney's announcement of Paul Ryan as his vice presidential running mate, your Republican friend will soon explain to you that while the Wisconsin representative may appear to be a risky pick, he a...
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    • Joe Biden Introduces Trio Of Sexy Bodyguards

      In today's Daily Briefing, Tucker Hope reports that Joe Biden has replaced his Secret Service detail with a trio of sexy female bodyguards.
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    • Biden Unveils New Health Initiative To Make U.S. Women Hotter

      Inspired by the First Lady's health plan for children, Vice President Joe Biden has pledged to make every American woman beach-ready.
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    • Shirtless Biden Washes Trans Am In White House Driveway

      WASHINGTON—"This baby just needs a little scrub down," said Biden, addressing a tour group as he tucked his sweat-covered top into the belt loop of his cutoff jean shorts.
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    • Biden Receives Lifetime Ban From Dave & Buster's

      DALLAS—"Mr. Biden has been given many, many chances to act in a responsible and respectful manner while enjoying the great food and fun that Dave & Buster’s has to offer. Unfortunately, he has failed to do so time and again," said a restaurant spokesperson.
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    • Cheney Regrets Buying Bush Laser Pointer

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    • Cheney Dunk Tank Raises $800 Billion For Nation

      WASHINGTON—"The water's great," said Dick Cheney after being dunked by a third-grader. "Hopefully your unemployed dad can give you enough money for another turn."
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    • New Heart Device Allows Cheney To Experience Love

      WASHINGTON, DC —"He broke free from the straps that secured him to the bed as he normally does after heart surgery. But then he hugged me," Cheney's cardiologist said.
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    • Cheney Offspring Bursts From Bush's Chest

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    • Gore Reprimanded For Failure To Look Busy

      WASHINGTON, DC—The embattled Clinton Administration found itself engulfed in still more controversy Wednesday, when The Washington Post reported that Vice-President Al Gore has been formally reprimanded by a federal grand jury for failing to look busy.
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    • Al Gore Places Infant Son In Rocket To Escape Dying Planet

      EARTH—Gore's son Kal-Al is faster than a speeding Prius, stronger than the EPA's Superfund program, and able to leap mountains of red tape in a single bound.
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    • Gore Upset That Clinton Doesn't Call Anymore

      NEW YORK–Six months after leaving Washington, a despondent Al Gore expressed frustration and sadness Monday that Bill Clinton no longer calls or makes an effort to maintain their once-close friendship.
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    • Cheney Waits Until Last Minute Again To Buy Sept. 11 Gifts

      WASHINGTON—According to Cheney, it is a time to reflect and give thanks for all the benefits and blessings of 9/11.
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