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Self-Defense Instructor Simulates Attacker Right Down To Erection
09.15.09 | ISSUE 45•38
'Diary Of Anne Frank' Found In Attic
09.08.09 | ISSUE 45•37
Fred Durst Spray Paints 'Limp Bizkit' On Bridge
09.05.09 | ISSUE 45•36
New Spiritually Correct Doll Lets Children Show Where And How Jesus Touched Them
04.19.00 | ISSUE 36•14
Man Forgets He Has Infant Strapped To Back
07.02.03 | ISSUE 39•25
New 'Aspershirt' Relieves Torso Pain
04.16.97 | ISSUE 31•14
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