American Voices

Smoke Alarms May Fail To Wake Children

December 21, 2006 | ISSUE 42•51

Studies show that many children do not wake up for smoke alarms, a special concern over the holidays. What do you think?

  • Kids are so spoiled. In my day, if we ignored the fire alarm, we burned to death!

    Ted Hart
    Gift Wrapper

  • My wife and I believe it's more dependable to stand on the lawn and scream 'My baby is still up there!'

    Andy Toomin
    Carpet Layer

  • That reminds me. I think the batteries for that thing are in the flashlight right now.

    Sally Carmichael
    Genealogist

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